Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Off to Eastern Europa

Sunday, May 29th
(Written during the 24 hour journey to Istanbul from Belgrade)

When you don't go to sleep until 7am, you don't want to get up until 7pm. This was the case of one, Gonzalo Calderon.




However, Erin and myself had to get our crap together as we were departing for Dubrovnik, Croatia on an 8pm flight on Spanair. We were up by 12pm and began the fun game of "How did I manage to close this suitcase before?" followed by the game "Will the airline allow me to check this heavy ass bag?". So begun the packing process. We attempted to use the washer in Nicky's apartment but failed miserably. We were unable to get the clothing out of the washer as the front loading door remained locked for hours. Once I was able to get the door open, a river of water came pouring out of the machine and our clothing remained soaked. Nothing like heavy, wet clothing to add unnecessary weight to already overweight luggage. Sigh.

We were sad to leave, sad to say goodbye to our friends but ready to hit Eastern Europe. We grabbed the train line to the airport about 6pm after some confusion about which trains and lines would get us there. We arrived at Terminal 2 with just enough time to grab a quick bite to eat, buy some postcards and use the bathroom. Unfortunately, McD's was the only viable option given price and time constraints. While I was content with my fries and chicken sandwich, Erin was tricked into buying a chicken wrap due to poor marketing and description efforts. Would you think that something called the "Crispy Onion Wrap" was made from chicken? Erin ate it anyway. Perhaps the chicken at McD's in Spain is free range? Let's hope so. It makes Erin feel better about the whole thing.

We boarded the airplane at 7:45pm, sunk into our exit row seats thanks to early online checkin and prepared for our next country. After the 2 hour flight, we arrived in Dubrovnik!




After waiting in a really long line to exchange money, we ended up missing the first shuttle to the bus terminal where the hostel owner's son was picking us up. We then had to wait until the next flight arrived (which was 11:45pm) so we could take the next shuttle. We crossed our fingers that someone would be at the bus terminal to get us but when we arrived, nobody was there and it was about 12:45am by that point.


Feeling tired, lost and frustrated without phone access, we walked down the road until we came across a hotel. The desk manager was kind enough to let us make a phone call to our hostel. After a confusing few minutes with Maria, the hostel owner who doesn't speak a lot of English, we got directions and walked to the beautiful place we would call home the next few days. We were given the best room out of the three: a room with three beds and an amazing balcony overlooking the bay.


In anticipation of exploring this new city, and because it was after 2am, we went to sleep faster than you can say Dubrov.....



- Posting by Jonathan Andrew Palmer


Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Day Chapter 1 Got Its Name

Saturday, May 28 -

(June 4, on a train from Sarajevo to Belgrade - So... We are way behind. We just got caught up with stuff and got behind on the blog. It is kind of a giant pain to type anything lengthy on our iPhones or the iPad. So the next couple of days are going to be short and sweet, and then we can resume sending something relatively recent out into the world [wide web].)

Saturday started out all Spanish days - late. We putzed around and finally ventured out at 2 pm toward the Museum of Contemporary Art (MACBA), stopping once again at McD's to get ourselves some wifi. And to get me a cheapo latte to quell my caffeine headache.

The museum is beautiful.




And so is Jon.




The first floor housed an exhibit from the Otolith Group in London. Each piece revolved around this history of microgravity changing the shape of the inner ear, enabling humans to eventually live in space. The pieces depicted a history starting in the 1920s with the first delegation of Indian women in college (real footage of female Indian professors in the 20s and a voiceover reading passages from Godard's The Chinese) to letters about living in space program from 2100.

Personally, I thought it was conceited. Self-indulgent work from narcissists. Someone should have told this group that their idea was crap way before they even put it into production. Yes, they have a right to produce art in any manner they please. But perhaps it was more appropriate for a museum in Siberia or Ohio. A place no one would actually see it.

Floor 2 was the general collection. Lots of architecture plans, which was awesome. Lots of posters for plays and music around Barcelona in the 70s. A video of some woman cutting her toenails and then curling her eyelashes. And a Joan Miro just for Jon ( his fave Barca artist).

Floor 3 was FANTASTIC! It was the first installation of pieces from the Eastern Bloc post-war. Room 1 was a little heavy - very Rammstein. Bloody propaganda- type stuff. But Room 2 was great. Some hilarious work from the OHO group and Tok. Good stuff.

Made our way back to the Arc de Triomf to watch Barca play Manchester United for the UEF Championship. Heineken had put up a screen on the Arc and was showing the game to a park full of rowdy drunk soccer fans. The game was good and the venue was great (though if Barca lost, it is possible someone may have died that night).

A jubilant crowd after a well-deserved win -

YouTube Video


With city spirits high, there was no choice but to go out and dance. Nicole very nicely (but somewhat forcefully, as I think she was afraid to be seen with me) did my hair and makeup. She also tried to lend me a dress, but as I had Gonzalo translate to her, her Argentinian people were built to be beautiful, and my Irish people were built to dig potatoes. I was indeed correct - the one-shouldered pink dress that looked so delicate on her made me look like a stocky weightlifter.

Nicole said my hair made me look like Helen of Troy. I wasn't really sure how to take that.




I don't know why she felt the need to disguise my sunglass tan.




Jon is naturally beautiful - no primping at all!




Everyone looking hot-




Went out at 2am to Club Berlin. It was full of hot gay boys, their faghags, and me and Jon. Jon and I danced til 6am. Gotta love a club with a cage dancer in a full body stocking and what appeared to be a Mexican wrestling mask.

Definitely the most exciting day in Barca. Def. didn't want to leave.

EAK

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